Bark Park, an unrelentingly silly territory game with dogs, is coming soon to iOS

Ever wanted to achieve world domination but as a cute little dog? Well, today is your lucky day, as Bark Park by Ancient Games will be racing its way to your iPhones and iPads soon. 

The game is a hilarious take on your usual multiplayer territorial games. You control a dog, and each match takes place in an open park. Yup, I think you see where I’m going with this. 

Bark Park is all about leaving your mark by peeing on trees dotted throughout the park. You compete against other players online for park supremacy, and whoever marks the most trees wins. 

Probably the funniest thing about this is that you need to drink a lot of water in order to fill your meter, which will then allow you to do the deed. After going pee-pee, the meter will empty and you’ll need to drink up some more water. 

Aside from that, you’ll be able to attack your opponents in a few different ways. You can, for example, leave some poop on the ground for them to slip on, giving you a brief edge. Another way to take them down is by unleashing a powerful AOE bark that can affect more than one dog. 

There are several different dogs to choose from, and funnily enough, there are some that look like other animals that you’d normally see on a farm. Among these are a duck and a pig, which is perfect if you want to be different. 

You’ll also be able to customise each dog with new hats, shirts, and other apparel, and there are many items to suit all fashion tastes. Leave your mark in more ways than one, I say.

Bark Park’s most important feature is arguably that no two parks are the same. There is a new experience almost every time you play, and a regular change of location is always good for replay value. Now go on and plant your flag, I mean, bodily fluids. 

Bark Park will be available on the App Store on April 8th. If you need further convincing to check this one out, here’s our review of developer Ancient Games’ Maximum Car.

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